happy and gay, naturally!

'... so i told the school authorities that it was only natural for her to be interested in boys at this age, and if she were not, now that would be un-natural and abnormal!'

i was telling my son about the 'we wish to bring to your notice that your daughter is interested in a boy, so please counsel and discipline her.' email i got from school.

'ma, please, you're going to give the wrong impression,' my son protested, and quite vehemently too. 'why don't you just stop for a minute and think about what you've done....' the words rolled on, but i didn't pay too much attention.

'maybe he's right...' I told myself, 'the school is conservative, which is why i got that email in the first place... i hope they don't take it out on my chellam ...' when random words my first born was saying started registering in my mind, bringing my meandering thoughts to a screeching halt.

'... and you know what. you've just indicated. very clearly. that being attracted to the opposite sex is normal. and being gay is un-natural and abnormal!'

what? when did i ever say that! i protested. i never meant that at all. i was only talking about how attraction between the sexes is normal among teens. and anyway, even if i did indicate that, what did it have to do with chellam and her issue?

'raja,' i said firmly, after trying to get him to get back to my point, and failing to cut through his indignant support of homosexuality, 'this is not about gays at all. this is simply about my making a point to that stupid school that teenagers are hormonal and will be attracted to the opposite sex. i wasn't talking about homosexuality. it didn't even strike me to talk about it. now let it go.'

he let it go.

we've had this conversation many times, and it always worries me. 'what if?' my mind asks. i've got nothing against homosexuals, i've always said, not giving voice to the thought that homosexuality was ok as long as it was not my children who were that way. hypocrisy? alright, i'll admit to that. but i'm not ready to face any other kind of reality.

does every mother go through this? wondering about her son's sexual inclinations when he makes statements like my brat just did, and in that particular tone? when there are no girls in his life, and when there are too many girls in his life, and no 'girlfriend'? when he chooses deep purple curtains with silver grey flowers for his room? i must confess those curtains are super chic, but an 18 yr old 'straight' boy's choice?

'since when are colour and design gender specific?' he counters when i tell him that choice of curtain is 'gay.' oh god, i cringe just to type those words... did i actually say something that goes so against my policy of be and let be?

'are you?' i've asked him.

'no, but what would you do if i were?' he replies with his own question.

'well i won't be exactly thrilled about it, and it will be tough to accept it, but if that's what you were, i guess i would deal with it.' i say, 'eventually.'

i'm not happy with the direction that particular conversation went. but is there anything i can do about it?

yup. nothing. so let it be. for now.